The England sides of the 2000s were among the most underwhelming national teams in living memory.
How such a star-studded side only got as far as the quarter-final stage at major tournaments – and then just straight up did not qualify for one – remains a mystery.
Some of the leaders of those Three Lions teams have admitted there was a lack of cohesion in the national setup because of their intense rivalries at club level. This led to a few frosty and cold relationships in the England camp.
Judging by their managerial careers so far, most of them never really outgrew that anti-social and angsty period of their lives.
Who’s the best of a pretty rubbish bunch though? Here’s 90min’s rankings.