Wait, did that say ‘hard’? I meant to say ‘privileged’. They get to use their hands, breaking the one golden rule of football for crying out loud. Pull yourselves together.
Anyway, some players are better at legally using their hands and arms than others. Good for them. How about getting a real job, like writing a list about every Premier League goalkeepers’ save percentage prior to the November international break?
On an unrelated note, here’s a list of every Premier League goalkeeper’s save percentage prior to the November international break.
*Note: Goalkeepers must have played more than three Premier League matches this season to qualify, stats via FBRef
Ramsdale has been dropped by Arsenal / Clive Rose/GettyImages
It’s been going well, hasn’t it? / Justin Setterfield/GettyImages
Not so steely / Nigel French/Allstar/GettyImages
Well, he does have the Yashin Trophy / Shaun Botterill/GettyImages
Why you little! / BSR Agency/GettyImages
Are we crazy? / Steve Bardens/GettyImages
Ederson is effectively another outfield player / Clive Rose/GettyImages
Climbing his way up the list / Visionhaus/GettyImages
Kaminski’s in fine form / Michael Steele/GettyImages
You have to be mad to be a goalkeeper / Sebastian Frej/MB Media/GettyImages
Johnstone remains top dog down at Selhurst Park / Sebastian Frej/MB Media/GettyImages
What in tarnation? / Ritchie Sumpter/GettyImages
Areola is now number one at London Stadium / Vince Mignott/MB Media/GettyImages
Wait, this isn’t Mark Flekken from earlier? / Visionhaus/GettyImages
Alright that’s just Mark Flekken/Neto with a bushier beard / Michael Regan/GettyImages
Shaking hands with every goalkeeper ahead of him in the pecking order / Marc Atkins/GettyImages
Why is he doing that? / Ryan Pierse/GettyImages
Tall man saves shots / Robbie Jay Barratt – AMA/GettyImages
One man on a mission / Sebastian Frej/MB Media/GettyImages
Man Utd are back? / Visionhaus/GettyImages
There’s a haircut you can set your watch to / Neal Simpson/Allstar/GettyImages
Simply the best / Visionhaus/GettyImages
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